Let’s paint a picture.
You just bought a top-of-the-line car. Maybe it parks itself. Maybe it’s got more sensors than a NASA rover. Maybe it cost more than your first house.
But the second you toss your gym bag in the front seat without a seatbelt…
DING. DING. DING.
Really?
You didn’t buy a spaceship just to get bullied by your seat sensor.
You bought a car to drive. Not to get scolded by it like you’re skipping chores.
This keychain is for all the people who’ve had enough.
You’ve got enough to deal with on the road. Traffic. Tailgaters. That guy who doesn’t know how to use a blinker.
You shouldn’t also have to argue with your car over a duffel bag.
So here’s your solution:
Plug it in, shut it up, drive on.
Because if your car’s fancy enough to read road signs, it should also know the difference between a person and a backpack.