We’ll keep this one simple:
This keychain? It’s not for people.
It’s for your gear, your groceries, your gym bag, and maybe your 80-pound dog who thinks the passenger seat is his throne.
We’re not encouraging you to dodge seatbelt laws. We’re not telling you to be reckless.
We’re just saying your car shouldn’t throw a full-blown tantrum over a laptop bag.
Our product exists for the over-engineered cars of today—the ones that think a purse deserves a seatbelt and won’t shut up until you “fix it.”
Now… if some folks choose to use it in a way that includes human beings?
We’re gonna play the legal card here and say:
“That ain’t on us.”
Use it for your gym bag. Use it for your dog. Use it for that case of sparkling water you haven’t taken out yet.
Use it responsibly.
But hey… if you’re gonna ignore the warning and ride solo with it, maybe don’t tag us on Instagram with your face in the photo.
You never heard it from us.