Disclaimer: Let’s Talk About That Little Seatbelt Alarm Keychain (AKA Sanity Saver 3000)
Okay, listen. We know why you’re here.
You bought one of our seatbelt alarm stopper keychains because your truck won’t stop screaming at you when you toss your gym bag in the passenger seat. Or maybe you’ve got a dog that weighs more than your cousin and rides shotgun like he owns the place.
We get it. We feel your pain.
But now for the part where we say the serious stuff in a fun way because—lawyers.
Official Disclaimer (Cue Serious Voice):
This product is intended solely for use on unoccupied seats—you know, to stop your truck from throwing a tantrum every time you put your tools, gear, groceries, pets, or imaginary friends in the passenger seat.
It is NOT intended for use by actual human passengers.
Even if they’re “just going down the road” or “hate the sound as much as you do.”
Nope. Not for them. Nada.
We’re not saying you won’t use it for that.
(You’re an adult. You make your own choices. We respect that.)
But we are saying—if you do, you’re on your own.
Like, really on your own.
Like, we-told-you-not-to-do-that-so-don’t-call-us on your own.
Why So Serious?
Because safety matters. And also—liability.
We built this thing to give you peace and quiet when your truck freaks out over a 20-pound duffel bag. That’s it. That’s all.
So if your buddy hops in and you “forget” the seatbelt because the alarm isn’t yelling at you—that’s on you, cowboy.
Final Word (With a Wink)
Use it smart. Use it how it was intended.
And if you choose to ignore this friendly disclaimer and become your own stunt driver—well… just know we warned you.
Stay safe, stay legal, and enjoy the silence.
(Especially when your dog rides shotgun like he pays the bills.)
Let me know if you want this on packaging, a landing page, or printed on a sticker that goes out with each order.