Here’s the truth most men are too proud to admit: there’s a limit to how much nagging one human can take. And if your car is chirping at you more than your wife is, it’s time to draw the line.
Cars used to be quiet. Stoic. They got you from A to B without acting like a kindergarten crossing guard. Now they act like they’re trying to save your soul every time you put a bag in the front seat.
You didn’t sign up for that.
Let’s say it out loud: You’re not a child. You don’t need a bell ringing in your ear every time your coffee tumbles onto the seat next to you.
Enter: our seatbelt alarm stopper keychain.
It doesn’t tell you what to do. It doesn’t care what’s on your seat. It just does its job—like your car should’ve done from the beginning.
So if you’re hearing more dings from your car than you are “I love yous” from your spouse, fix that.
Quiet the car. Keep the marriage.